"The Tuscan Prince"

ˇ Earth Balance (vegan butter)
ˇ spag. sauce
ˇ Tofurky slices
ˇ rubber tires (sliced black olives to you)
ˇ sliced avocado
ˇ on whole wheat toast with sesame seed crust.
ˇ Lettuce available upon request.

Let's take a bite, shall we?
Mmm, it's all there: the tanginess, the salt, the grease. The crisp shell giving way to the meaty, buttery textures inside. We've got a classic on our hands here!