CHRONICLES of the ELVISH ARMY
...these kings of beasts now counting their days...

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Elf of the Month 14 July 2005 1:30 p.m.

My name is: uttered by the very sweet.

My favorite beer of the season is: in the bohemian style.

I'm looking at: the sprinkler, when I ride over the hose, to see if the water skips.

I'm hearing: white lightning and wine.

In my bedroom you'll find: my kitchen and living room.

In the shower i like to: face away from the head and let the water spray over my shoulder while pretending I'm Voltron firing its shoulder cannon that sprays little metal spikes.

Why you should get to know me: my tribe will survive.


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